Fasta Vass. [No, he didn't exactly come here to talk about his sex life with someone twelve years younger than him.] You aren't prying, it's simply that - we aren't in any sort of relationship. We've known one another for some time, he's been very unsubtle, and there's precious little in the way of diversion around this ship.

If this is in any way shocking, youth must be very different in your culture than it is in mine.